I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
- friend about my crushes: he's old enough to be your father
- me: BUT HE IS NOT MY FATHER
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later